Den endeløse eftermiddag med grå skyer Der vælter omkring ved havet langt borte København ligner alle andre byer Og tiden er inde og ingen forstår det Jensen Jensen kom og se Der er hul i atmosfæren Og kykloppen kigger ind For at se om alt er klart Til gæsten kommer Ære være Jensen Gid Jensen […]
Til Nashet
Min elskede nu er jeg kommet tilbage Fra et vanvittigt trip til det mellemste østen Jeg bringer guld fra moskeernes tage Og ædel silke fra middelhavskysten Jeg har blaffet ti tusinde kilometer Min tale er heftig som blæs på trompeter Lad mig knæle for din bestjernede fod Og gi’ dig et lotus læbekys Min elskede […]
Dunhammeraften
Mørket kommer listende og nu må jeg stå for skud Månen presser væden af min chillum-klud Hvor er I henne venner er festen forbi? Er jeg væk når I kommer tilbage så er det fordi Jeg er fløjet bort til øen som vi to så Hvor jeg ta’r mine violette snabeltyrkersko på Det’ en dunhammeraften […]
Itsi-Bitsi
Itsi Bitsi ta’ med mig til Nepal Itsi Bitsi ta’ med mig til Nepal Vejen er lavet af rågummisåler Ta’ dine sko af for asfalten tåler Kun dine bare tæer Kys dine skarabæer Lyt til speedometeret der skråler At vi er inviteret til lamabal Så Itsi Bitsi ta’ med mig til Nepal Åh Itsi Bitsi […]
Calcutta 2008 Basshunter Remix
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman I love to drive the taxi I like it very much Even though I have no license I always find the clutch I can drive without my hands I can drive without […]
(Grandfather) Mac Macdoo
Mac Macdoo Mac Macdoo Mac Macdoo High life in the Highlands Macamacamacamaca Mac MacDoo Macamacamacamaca Mac MacDoo Chorus: Mac Macdoo He could show a trick or two Mac Macdoo Came up with a special brew Mac Macdoo High life in the highlands Macamacamacamaca Mac MacDoo Macamacamacamaca Mac MacDoo Skipadabopbop My great great great grandfather He […]
The Mad Piper
Tweedle leedle lay Tweedle leedle dumb bum tweedle dum bum Tweedle leedle dumb bum tweedle dum bum When I was a little lad They knew I was a fake When I played, I played so bad They threw me in the lake Now I’m on the road again Try to earn a quid So I […]
Under The Kilt
Anytime the wind is blowing – that’s when girlies’ eyes start glowing Finally they think they’ll know – what’s under the kilt Just because I don’t wear trouser – what’s the thing that so arouses All of you in skirts and blouses – cotton or silk Cos I’m the lad they fancy All the lassies […]
Loch Ness
I was running round the Highlands on a rainy day I took a trip and nearly flipped there was a loch in my way And as I turned around I heard a sound that blew my kilt away As Nessy said good-day We had a blether in the heather when I had the idea A […]
Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday mayday mayday Mayday mayday mayday Mayday mayday mayday If no one’s gonna help me I’ll have to yell and scream AHHHHHHHHH!!! I had a call from cousin Doug On his highland farm He needed a wee holiday A long way from his barn He asked one tiny favor And nothing much at all Babysit […]
